Round 5

[David]

Yay, I made jury!

Also, I definitely did not win that HoH because I really didn't understand it. I don't really want to win this round anyway. I just want to survive while I'm on vacation.

[David]

I'm apparently a veto magnet or something. At first, I didn't think I was going to try to win but then I learned that Mark made an alliance with me and Cody and also with Porsche, Cody and Jen. Sneaky sneaky! I'm onto your tricks buddy.

[David]

WHAT THE HELL? I'm surprised to see Jen on the block.

[Ika]

Me too What's that about???

[David]

I need to get back in the loop. Being on vacation threw me off a bit but I'll catch up when I get home. For now, I just need to make sure we evict the right person.

[David]

So apparently, Jen volunteered to be nominated because Sarah really wanted Marvin gone and we wouldn't evict Jen over Marvin. My issue is that she was so cocky that she thinks she wouldn't be send home? We need to send her ass out of here but people are too blind to see it.

[David]

And on top of that, Sarah was going to put me up in Mark's place until Jen volunteered. This is equally as unacceptable.

[David]

My phone changed Sarah to Satan and I almost said "Hey Satan". I do not think that's how you win people over.