Round 1

[David]

So I really was in a car accident last night and it honestly wasn't that bad but I feel I may have drawn innec attention to myself. I was hoping that others would chime in with their stuff too but nobody has yet... I am positive I can bounce back but it is a slight concern for the moment.

I get Kevin vibes from Will. We will definitely work together once the game gets started, I can tell already.

[Kat]

That does sound like a good idea (the shaved beard)

and glad you are okay David

[David]

Okay so Clay needs to turn it down like 7 notches. If I were doing edgic, he'd be getting an OTT rating right now and I'm not so sure that it would be positive.

Also, I sent a message to Janelle saying "Hi Janelle!" and she replied "Hey, I'm Janelle!" Like, fucking duh. I'm not an idiot. Jeez.

[David]

Ughhhhhh, wtf are we voting for? I HAVE NO IDEA WHO TO VOTE FOR! I'm definitely not voting for Will *just in case* it's bad. And of course, we can't talk about it. Because duh.

[David]

Also, good lord Sarah, stop writing novels. I love Big Brother too but it's a pain to read.

I think I'm getting crabby because I'm tired lol. DAVID NEEDS A NAP.

[David]

Well, I definitely won't share my vote with Jen because we are still only communicating in gifs lol

[David]

I've been playing these for probably 12 or 13 years and statistically, I don't get along with people who play as Jen or Janelle. This game is no exception. I'm having fun with Jen doing the gifs but I'm not actually learning anything about her. I'm definitely too proud to quit though...

[David]

I had a dream about this game last night. We all voted for someone named Kristen and Kat was super mad because there is no Kristen.

[David]

I downloaded the Tapatalk app just to see what it's all about. It's definitely different than the forum...

[David]

Janelle basically told me that we're not going to talk until we get AIM back so that's fun.

[David]

Okay, some important things happened so this is gonna be a long one.

Of fucking course Kaitlin is the HoH. I kinda figured it would be something like this tbh, I just had a hunch. I'm actually glad I switched to Clay because he did not win so now I don't have that target on my back

I'm also pretty happy that I got 0 votes. This is important because it means that nobody wants to get me out, since that's what everyone thought this vote was and I absolutely did not want to win the first HoH. In fact, I'm not sure I want to win them for a while but we'll cross that bridge when we get there.

We finally got to use our screen names and it was like a store just opened on Black Friday, fucking crazy. And yet everyone still hasn't posted their screen names yet. Hurry the fuck up people.

As far as people go, Marvin is why more obnoxious than I thought. Austin is way more sexual. Porsche is way more amazing. I'm probably going to make an alliance with her soon so I get a jump on things.

[David]

Oh also, I talked to Jen, who wasn't very exciting. I lost the gif war with her but I'm not even angry. I wanted to actually talk to her but it was very anticlimactic.

[David]

I can't believe I forgot to mention this yesterday. I talked to Cody as well, and he is sooooooo paranoid. He needs to relax quite a bit. He's freaking out about Kaitlin winning because he voted for her and honestly has been freaking out since he got here. Take some pills and chill, dude.

That said, the irony of Kaitlin being the last one to post their screen name is not lost on me.

[David]

Kaitlin fucking loves me. I'm training to be a powerlifter and she's basically obsessed with weightlifting. That said, I'll look up whatever interest I need to have be it weightlifting or stamp collecting or horseback riding, I will have an interest in it if I keeps me safe.

[David]

Louise said in the group chat that she wanted to be Jackie and it made my heart hurt a little bit as a reminder of last season.